If you live in California, and are breathing after January 1, 2017, you will be able to
- Have one free beer while having your hair cut in a barbershop or beauty salon – this will make a bad new-do appear better.
- Wear your Denim with pride as it’s the official California fabric – rest easy, my 1960s high school superintendents who wouldn’t allow patten leather shoes or Levis.
- Companies with 25 or more employees will pay $10.50 per hour, up by 50 cents – this will put me out of business, as I am my boss and go shopping too often.
- Drivers for Uber or Lyft can’t have a blood alcohol level of 0.04% or more – wish some of my passengers had the same content rule.
- Ban on Text While Driving now includes searching for Pokemon Go characters – who does this?
- A program providing electric-car rebates will now only be available to people making $150,00 or less – The X P90D starts at $109,000m so I could spend my savings and get $7500 income tax credit and in California, at $2500 tax rebate, which would mean I could drive 24 hours a day for Uber and eat once a day.
- Every autographed collectible sold in California must come with a certificate guaranteeing that it’s not a forgery. Thanks Mark Hamill of Star Wars who must have had a real challenge with documents that came from far, far away.
- If you see an animal trapped in a heated car, you may break the window – after calling law enforcement – do they ever come when you need them?
- MOST IMPORTANT, getting ready for the 2018 election . . . you can legally take a selfie of you and your BALLOT. I needed this in November