Hairy, Harry, Dairy, Diary.

Dyslexia is the functional word for the condition describing what happens when neurons take themselves too seriously. 

I had dyslexia long before they gave it a word with three too many vowels. 

I’m undaunted by my condition. I love words. Fly’ is my favorite example of what happens when a verb impregnates a noun. The offspring are short and sweet.

My mistakes have made memorable headlines. A morphed word or two can  produce comedy or tragedy. When I see ‘police’ on a patrol car, I see ‘poultice’ — which might or might not be a synonymous with a pleasant experience, depending on the ZIP code. Or the condition of my skin.

Writing Advice

Writers are urged to keep a dairy. My house isn’t zoned for one cow, let alone a herd.

Oh, you mean diary?

I see no difference. Dairy or diary – success involves three steps:

1. Arise at 4 am

2. Engage brain

3. Milk it


If I wanted to work around this little warp in my hard disk, I would keep a urinal. Stop correcting me. I mean journal.